at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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