apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
