did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Randomize
