After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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