Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
MIDGETS
????
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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