i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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