Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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