they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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