he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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