Who did Billy Mays play for?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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