Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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