Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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