i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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