how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
People in love make me want to vomit
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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