I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Bring me that man meat
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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