Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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