the day after is always just damage control
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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