11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Houston, we have a squirter
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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