rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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