Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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