I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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