It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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