Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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