How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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