id be glad to
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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