the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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