There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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