i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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