she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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