I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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