i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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