Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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