Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
this just has baby written all over it
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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