not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My bed smells like the plague
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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