Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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