when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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