he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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