I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
why do cheetos always look like penises
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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