is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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