Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
