ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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