I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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