trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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