let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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