Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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