We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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