i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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