I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
