Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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