it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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