I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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