I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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