I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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