U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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