I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
