I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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