just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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